Reasons why chocolate is better than falling in love
Love is a wonderful feeling. Falling in love makes one happy, makes one’s life beautiful. But it also brings a lot of problems in its wake. There is the pressure of being the perfect lover, of not messing it up. And some of us sign up for it. Lo and behold! Chocolate comes to the rescue.
Falling for chocolate comes naturally to most of us. Chocolate doesn’t know how to be demanding. Chocolate always listens. It is never moody or dishonest which al makes us love it. Here are a few of the reasons to prove that the love for chocolates is eternal:
1) Perfect it is
Chocolate shall always be the tall, dark and handsome one for you. You don’t have to compromise with its looks. It shall be the perfect one for us. This is the reason it is the love forever. You get good looks as well as the perfect taste. Now who can give us that satisfaction?
2) Not fake
It is never fake or sugary. It is genuinely sweet. It is not to sweep you off your feet but it is just honestly sweet and not overtly so. It never sugar-coats the words to make you like it. Its innocence and sweetness make you go all gaga over it.
This is the forever problem of all good girls and boys being taken. Thankfully there are still many charming chocolates to pick from. There are still various amazing types of chocolates to suit every personality type and make the relationship last forever. Who cares about a human now?
The best part about dating a chocolate is that you can have all of it, any time, as much as you want. Chocolate may make you fat but it will NEVER CALL YOU FAT. NEVER! Chocolate understands you more than you understand yourself.
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5) Never question
Chocolate will never ask you the tricky question: “am I looking fat?” which becomes so difficult to answer for the boys at times. Chocolate knows exactly how fat it is and in fact carries the information printed on its clothes for all to see.
Chocolate is unpretentious. It never pretends. Now that’s a big thing to ask for in a relationship. All that is promised outside is there inside for sure. You can’t say that about love now, can you? Love for chocolate is so true and genuine.
7) Always dressed
Chocolate is always impeccably dressed for you. Haven’t you seen the amazing wrappers in which they come? Especially the ones which are golden or silver wrapped? Their dressing sense is unbeatable.
8) You are saved
You never need to dress up for chocolate. You can enjoy with it even in your pyjamas and shorts. You don’t need to spend hours before the mirror and still keep your heart in your hands as to whether you can impress your partner or not. Chocolate is so less demanding.
9) Mood swings
Chocolate will never have mood swings. So you won’t have all the pointless fights which are a part of the regular relationships. It would never ditch you and always appreciate you.
10) Soothes you
Chocolate is perfect. It rather soothes you when you have the mood swings. Imagine the box of nutella that you savour when you are in one of those bad mood days.
Love demands loyalty but love for chocolate sets you free. You can flirt with as many chocolates as you want. Your love may not be as intense as you want it to be, but chocolate always is. It smells heavenly all the time and constantly. Now who can give you all these?
12) Never tired
People in love grow tired of each other but you can only love chocolate with each and every passing moment. Chocolate understands what you need and gives you that.